Dear Strawberries.. It’s the start of winter, and don’t you know that you are not supposed to bloom and ripen? What is going on? Are you stupid or something? Seriously, why did you even bother? It’s so late and you probably won’t even … [Read more...] about Dear Strawberries
Archives for December 2016
I Knew Awesomeness as a Kid
The Princess of Awesomeness begins … started on a pinnacle, a new era for me. It's officially on for the second half of my life. It's my “half-way there” party. You see, as a small child when I was between the ages of 8 and 10, I knew I was going to … [Read more...] about I Knew Awesomeness as a Kid